I have scratched my head and couldn't find anything wrong with what Mr.
Musyoka said. What he said is nothing but the truth of what is Kenya.
Instead of condemning Kalonzo blanketly let's tell the Kikuyu to stop
thinking that they own Kenya and must be at the top of the county's
leadership milele na milele. The only thing that Kalonzo Musyoka should
and MUST do is to apologize to Kenyans for helping Kibaki in stealing
Raila Odinga's victory in December 2007. He must ask for forgiveness
from Kenyans and repent.
Thursday, April 24, 2014
A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does not find any useful information. He tries every button on the instrument, without success. Finally, the farmer decides to call the customer hotline. ‘Hello, I just bought a milking cow machine from your company, It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?” ‘Don’t worry sir”, replies the customer service person, ”the machine will release automatically once it has collected two litres!”
Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does not find any useful information.
He tries every button on the instrument, without success. Finally, the farmer decides to call the customer hotline.
‘Hello, I just bought a milking cow machine from your company, It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?”
‘Don’t worry sir”, replies the customer service person, ”the machine will release automatically once it has collected two litres!”
- See more at: http://mburukenya.com/farmer-milking-machine-funny/#sthash.hY6Cfj9L.dpuf
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