Police officer resorts to witchcraft after ‘losing gun to stranger’

KENYA: A senior police officer in Nyandarua County has lost his gun in unclear circumstances. The officer from Kipipiri Police Station lost the gun from his house after allegedly hosting a guest overnight
Panic gripped the sleepy trading centre over the weekend as police officers embarked on a fruitless search for the missing gun.
After the search, the officer resorted to using a witchdoctor to trace the missing pistol.
Locals were left in awe as the witchdoctor from a neighbouring country conducted his rituals, but these were just as unproductive.
A resident, identified as Amos, said the officer had a female guest and it is not clear how the gun went missing. The witness said the officer’s colleagues assisted in the search but in vain.
“We were shocked when the officer decided to seek the help of a witchdoctor but this also did not work,” he said.
Another officer, who declined to be named, said investigations were going on to trace the woman in question, and called on residents to help in the search.
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Man storms church armed, attacks pastor over claims of affair with wife

A congregation at a Kuresoi church in NAKURU  had to scamper for safety after a resident, armed with a
panga, stormed a church service demanding to have a word with his wife.
And because the church was full to capacity, the 71-year-old Gabriel Langat’s eyes could not spot his wife, 49. He turned to the presiding pastor and told him to produce her or he will slash him.
Lang’at, accusing the pastor of having a secret affair with his wife ,said it was time to discipline both of them in front of their members. “I want to see my wife here and now or I will kill all of you right away,” shouted the man as he headed to the altar where the pastor was delivering the sermon.
Endless crusades
The man then went ahead  and slashed the 31-year-old pastor on the shoulder as faithful scampered for safety.
“It was a horrible scene and every body was scared. The man was demanded to know why the pastor was having crusade prayers every weekend that ran deep into the night,” said Wilson Kiprono, a member of the church.
Kuresoi area police boss David Wambua said officers who were called in managed to disarm the old man and apprehended him waiting to be arraigned in court Meanwhile the pastor was rushed to Olenguruone

 District hospital where he received treatment and discharged. The OCPD said investigations revealed that the couple had differences after the wife abandoned the church they were attending with the rest of the family to join the current church without informing the husband.
Others injured
“The suspect also told us he suspected his wife had a secret love affair with the pastor, something we are also investigating but from the wife we have established that the husband had warned her not to set foot in that church,”said Wambua.
Other worshipers sustained minor injuries inflicted on them by broken chairs and iron sheets while fleeing the scene for their dear lives.

Man kills daughter, self over HIV status

A trader killed his four-year-old girl in Migori County before hanging himself upon realising that he was HIV positive.

The man strangled the girl to death before hanging himself inside their house in Ragana estate, in the outskirts of Migori Town.

Police said the man was working in Mwanza Town in Tanzania and had buried his wife last month.

“Perhaps he thought nobody would take care of his daughter if he succumbed to HIV and Aids,” police said.

Neighbours who rushed to the scene found the girl’s body lying in the bed while the man was hanging on a rope in the sitting room.

The bodies were moved to a local hospital mortuary awaiting postmortem

Train hits couple having sex on its tracks,leaving the woman dead

A thrill-seeking Ukrainian couple met a tragic end after they stopped on their way home to have sex on a train tracks and were hit by a train.
According to Ukrainian Interior Ministry, which announced the Saturday morning accident,  the couple 'wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks.
They were returning home from a party at a friend's house when they decided to stop on the tracks.  Reports say they were drunk at the time, so they failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home.'
Unfortunately, the '30-something' woman was killed by the train while her 41-year-old male companion lost both legs, but survived to tell the story.

Mike Sonko was having SEX with RACHAEL SHEBESH when he attacked her

Details have emerged that Nairobi senator Mike Sonko and Women Rep Rachael Shebesh were having sex at the prestigious Crowne hotel located in Upperhill when the senator slapped her.
According to a reliable source,the two leaders are said to be regular visitors at the expensive and high class hotel.
On Thursday night, the two booked a room located in the 5th floor of the hotel. They drank beer together locked up in their furnished rooms. But situation got worse when they two were too drunk to handle their senses. According to one of the workers at the hotel, she heard Shebesh tell Sonko how weak he is in bed as he hadn’t satisfied her sexual thirst.
This provoked the high tempered Nairobi senator and he slapped Shebesh who wailed attracting  the attention of revellers at the hotel.
By then, the two leaders had dismissed their bodyguards who were waiting for them to finish their sexual escapades.
It seems there is more than meets the eye since our reliable sources tell us that the two leaders always visit the hotel on Thursdays and Fridays where they even have sex till wee hours of the morning.

Women Shouldn't Drive Because It Damages Their Ovaries & Pelvis, Warns Saudi Sheikh

A Saudi sheikh has warned women that driving could affect their ovaries and pelvises.

According to the sheikh, Sheikh Salah al-Luhaydan, women's health is at risk if they get behind the wheel. He told a Saudi news website sabq.org:

'[Driving] could have a reverse physiological impact. Physiological science and functional medicine studied this side [and found] that it automatically affects ovaries and rolls up the pelvis.
This is why we find for women who continuously drive cars their children are born with clinical disorders of varying degrees.'

His comments come two years after a ‘scientific’ report from Saudi Arabia claimed that letting women drive would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality and pornography.

You know women in Saudi Arabia are currently banned from driving in Saudi Arabia though hundreds of them have protested against the law - with several facing severe punishment after they got behind the wheel.

The report warned that allowing women to drive would ‘provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce’ in Saudi Arabia.
That within ten years if they lift the ban on women driving, the report’s authors claimed, there would be ‘no more virgins’ in the Islamic kingdom.
Pointing out that ‘moral decline’ could already be seen in other Muslim countries where women are allowed to drive.

Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world where women are not allowed to drive.

Church pianist elopes with pastor's daughter

Members of a church in Kagumo town, Kirinyaga County are still in shock after the church pianist took off with the pastor’s daughter.
Until their unceremonious escape, the two headed the church’s praise and worship team and had been cited the most powerful musical combination that the church has ever witnessed
The combination was termed the most dependable spiritual team because the girl’s sharp voice synchronised well with the captivating beat composed by the pianist‘s intriguing fingers of steel.
AUTHORITATIVE
Most of the congregants believed that the girl would most likely become an authoritative female preacher, like her father who melted the hearts of the spiritually disturbed souls with fiery sermons every Sunday.
The pianist on the other hand had allegedly inherited his musical skills from his dad, who in his youthful days used to ‘pinch’ the bass guitar for a certain band in Embu. A member of the faithful who spoke to this writer even claimed that there were plans for the   two to be taken to a music studio in Nairobi to record a gospel album!
But before that could be done, the two realised that they had a lot more in common, and decided to take their engagements a step above spiritual issues.
“I always suspected that there was something. I saw her several times staring at him from the church dais during the praise session, as the rest of the congregation danced,” said a resident who spoke to this writer.

SPRITUALLY CHARGED
It is alleged that the two took off, within the course of a kesha organised by the church, after leading the most spiritually charged praise and worship segment ever witnessed in the church.
“Dust rose in the air, as everybody shook to the captivating music. In fact, seats had been pushed to one corner of the church to create space for the congregation to dance to the Lord,” recounted one church member.
After the thrilling musical segment, the pastor was invited to serve the congregation with the ‘loaf of life’, which as always, he did with enough vigour to frighten Lucifer out of the darkest cave. But as he professed good things to the  the night assembly, his daughter and the instrumentalist were contemplating love, their hearts thudding.
The pianist first walked out, ostensibly to relieve himself, and was followed minutes later by the pastor’s daughter who was wiping sweat from her face with a handkerchief after the thrilling praise session. Their exit never raised eyebrows.

After each church member had partaken of the loaf served by the exceptional man of God, it was the turn of the praise team to shake the ground once more in a bid to awaken those who were falling asleep due to fatigue and the biting cold. They stood and flexed their bodies in readiness to momentarily convert the church hall into a dance floor once more.
But the praise session could not take off because the dependable instrumentalist was nowhere in sight.
The drummer was called to action, (there was nobody else in the congregation to handle the electronic gadget), but curiously the magical voice to accompany the drumbeat was missing.

Pregnant' two-year-old boy gives 'birth' after he has parasitic twin removed from inside his stomach

A two-year-old boy from Huaxi, has undergone an operation to give 'birth' after doctors diagnosed him as 'pregnant'  
According to Daily Mail, Xiao Feng was brought to hospital after his stomach had become so distended that he had begun to suffer breathing difficulties.
Once admitted, doctors took x-rays and MRI scans and discovered that Feng was carrying the undeveloped foteus of his own twin inside his stomach and they rushed him to surgery.
The removed foetus measured 20 cm in width and had a fully formed spine and limbs, including fingers and toes.
The parasitic twin would have developed into a boy and had grown so large that almost 2/3rds of his affected twin's stomach was taken up.
Identical twins form when an egg splits in half after fertilization.
But conjoined twins or foetus-in-foetu siblings occur when the egg fails to fully separate.
Dr Jonathan Fanaroff, a neonatologist at Rainbow Babies and Children’s Hospital in Cleveland, said some conjoined twins can survive as 'parasites', but not when one twin absorbs the other.